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Chattet mit Gott !!!

Mastakilla

Mastakilla

Gesperrt
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mastakilla
God:
It's good to see you, Mastakilla.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
Is Kosovo getting Independent?
God:
Maybe. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
What do you mean "Maybe"?
God:
Mastakilla, Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I am a communist
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
yeah great...
God:
OK. I'm glad you liked it Mastakilla.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
gaaaaaaaaaaaaahj""!R
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Chatbot. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
-.-
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Chatbot. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
WTF The Connection was interrupted or what?
God:
Yeah. Is that a fact.
Me:
OMG
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
actually i live in europe
God:
Actually you don't say. Which country do you live in?
Me:
germany, but i was born in yugoslavia
God:
What's your favorite part of Germany?
Me:
hessen :p
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
dumbass it was a joke
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah... fuck you
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about part of Germany IS hessen P. Try being more or less specific. Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are getting on my nerves
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
no, but stop asking me for shit
God:
Are you serious? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Mastakilla.
Me:
xD
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
okeeeeeeeeeeeyyy
Me:


Dann hat er einfach aufgehört:(
Ich wollte ihn noch fragen, warum er nur Englisch spricht:confused:
 
Rrushja

Rrushja

♥♥♥
Me:
Was wird mich morgen erwarten?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
watt fürn ding???
God:
Are we still talking about wird mich morgen erwarten?
Me:
ehm ja, und was wird mich denn morgen erwarten??
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
was soll wann gewesen sein?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
was fürn scheiss laberst du?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
kosovo
God:
War is seldom the answer.
Me:
deutschland
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
serbien
God:
I haven't read anything by serbien. What did he write?
Me:
lecken
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
arschloch
God:
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
Me:
nee aber deiner mutter schon
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nö
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
du bist bescheuert
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
wer bist du
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
assi
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
wie einfallslos
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
ist kosovo albanien?
God:
Koennte sein.
Me:
ist kosovo serbien?
God:
Vielleicht.
Me:
bist du mann oder frau?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich mann oder frau bin.
Ich bin ein Roboter.
Me:
wie unsexy
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
wollen wir ausgehen?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
frau
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on wollen wir ausgehen?
Me:
ja genau
God:
Ahem. Are you a student?
Me:
ja kla
God:
Where do you go to school? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes i can^^
God:
What language can you speak? Who taught you?
Me:
aber deutsch ist mir am liebsten schatz
God:
Bist Du Dir da sicher?
Me:
ja ich bin mir sicher, du nicht?
God:
Right on. Du bist dir sicher ich nicht? Ist das Dein Job?
Me:
wer steckt da dahinter?


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