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Die wahre Geschichte Serbiens - unzensiert, unkastriert!

Montenegro

People from Montenegro are known to be very lazy, slow and untalented (see No Name). In other words, these Montenigerians are Serbs who act and talk like Bosnians, and don't like to be called Serbs. If you call them "Hey, you Serb!" most likely the answer will be "Oca ti jebem!".The famous poet from Montenegro,Goga Sekulic,apear in Big Brother,and claim it's part of property on the camera,which is probably a montenigrian nationality, in the living room.More information about this scandal,you can read in SCANDAL,serb-monte-bih-cro encyclopedia.
Croats

Most people think that Serbs hate Croats. But that's not true, no! Serbs love Croats as Croats make-up funny cartoon character's names, like "Spužva Bob Kvadra Hlače" and "Zekoslav Mrkvić", and run Star Trek on their national television.




hehe ^^
 
Wir haben die Türken nach 17 Minuten platt gemacht! 8)
Obilic kam in einem T-90 Panzer... :mrgreen:

Das ist das englische Stupidedia. ;)
 
What Bosnia?
~ Average Croat on Bosnia

What Bosnia?
~ Average Serb on Bosnia

This is Spartaaaa!

~ Average Bosniak on Bosnia

This is not Bosnia, you idiots!

~ Average Herzegovian on Bosnia

Que?
~ Average Mexican on Bosnia

I'll roundhouse kick Bosnia in the head, butt and head again!
~ Chuck Norris on Bosnia
Muhahaha :mrgreen:
 
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