omegle

[Spliff]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi there
You: and bye here
You: how are you?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: confusing
Stranger: im okay, how are you?
You: im FINE
Stranger: like damn? or like you're feeling okay
You: feelin okey
You: are you male?
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: im glad you're feeling okay.
You: i'm glad you like serbs
Stranger: serbs?
Stranger: like serbians?
You: its one of the longest conversation i had
You: yeah serbians
Stranger: you haven't done anything wrong lol
You: the humans who kill albanian
You: yeaaah
Stranger: i'm not gonna judge.
Stranger: things happen.
You: cetnik style is always gyle, as we use to say here..
You: yeps
Stranger: well did you kill any of them?
You: any??
You: ALLL
You: ALL
You: they took some land form us
You: you know
Stranger: you killed all of them? :[
You: fuckin yes
You: Cetnik Stylah always Gylah
Stranger: Aw. That's sad.
You: Yeah
You: are you albanian too???
Stranger: No. I'm american pal.
You: I'll fuckin kill you through omegle if you are!
Stranger: Lol. Okay.
You: americans support albanians
Stranger: no, I'm of irish descent
You: they're same shit
You: CCCC
You: SERBIA RUSSIA
Stranger: okay. then do what you want. i have no beef with ya.
You: HAIL CETNIK, LONG LIVE TO CETNIKCKI DRZAVAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ich hatte auch so ne Amerikanerin
ich hab mich totgelacht
ich hab gefragt ob sie Serbien mag
sie: not really
ich: understandably, know one likes serbia
sie: why
ich: because the are lots of cetniks and gays

dann ein langes gespräch über gay, cetniks und serbien

und dann frag ich sie woher sie kommt
sie: USA
ich: oh im sorry for you

und sie regt sich übelst auf hahah

 

[Turkalvanos]

Ich hatte auch so ne Amerikanerin
ich hab mich totgelacht
ich hab gefragt ob sie Serbien mag
sie: not really
ich: understandably, know one likes serbia
sie: why
ich: because the are lots of cetniks and gays

dann ein langes gespräch über gay, cetniks und serbien

und dann frag ich sie woher sie kommt
sie: USA
ich: oh im sorry for you

und sie regt sich übelst auf hahah

hhahahha ich liebe es den CETNIK auf Omegle zu spielen^^ hahahah guck mein letztes

 

[Spliff]

hhahahha ich liebe es den CETNIK auf Omegle zu spielen^^ hahahah guck mein letztes

ich hab schon gelesen, die cetnik masche ist am besten haha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey asl?

You: you first

You: ?

Stranger: why?

You: because you a cetniks

You: cetniks doin always first

You: ?

Stranger: what's a cetnik?

You: its a serbian gay

You: do you heard about it?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Turkalvanos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i'm tired
Stranger: heyy
You: i'm going to sleep
You: sorry
You: but i cant talk any longer to you...
You: my doctor said
You: i'm sick
You: and that i need a doctor
Stranger: kk well get off then
You: yes
You: kiss kiss
You: bang bang
You: cetnik cetnik
You: jebem ti mater
You: dats my slang, slang
Stranger: kk cool
You: oh sorry, i used to rap cetnik songs when i was yonger
You: bye
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i love rap
You: should i make freestyle for you?
Stranger: asl 1st
You: okey i'll rap my asl
You: I am fuckin 21 years old
Serbs call me CELO, cause i'm bold
I have a big cock, and live in serbia
i whatch movies from alfred hitchcock here in serbia
You: I am cetnik in my freetimee
I killed an albanian, and that three times
You: now you cant believe
You: how i rap
You: thats because i'm a cetnik crap
You: CHECK THIS OUT
You: yeaaah
You: serbia serbia
You: whats going on there
Stranger: haha nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Spliff]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: 16 f ny

You: new york?

Stranger: yes

You: so your a yankee?

Stranger: hell no

You: really?

You: dont lie me

Stranger: really!

Stranger: im not

You: can see a photo because i do not believe it?

Stranger: i dont tend to eatch baseball

Stranger: watch*

You: huh?

Stranger: i dont watch baseball..

You: but you surly look like a yankee?

You: can i see a photo of you?

Stranger: how

Stranger: i dont have a webcam so..and that sucks

You: you can upload it

You: and send me the link

You: for example

You: Image Upload !

Stranger: Here is my pic: http://i.imgur.com/A4KNol.jpg

Stranger: i have braces..

You: ooh fucking hell your a cetnik?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Turkalvanos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: male?
Stranger: yea
You: your mother is also a male
You: hahahahhahahahahahhahhaha
You: now you cryyiiin
You: you little fuck
You: ahhahahahhahaahaha
Stranger: lol
You: the truth hurts
You have disconnected.

 

[Turkalvanos]

ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: hi there
You: are you male?
Stranger: haha I am, sorry
You: yes
You: female??
You:
Stranger: no, I'm male
You: just like your mother
You: you little bastard
You: and i'm not female
Stranger: jokes on you. I have two dads
You: but your father is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Spliff]

hahahahahh zu perfekt HAHAHAH


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Knock knock

You: knock knock? are you gay?

Stranger: Knock knock

You: or just a cetnik?

Stranger: SRBIJA

You: what is smrdija?

Stranger: tvoj kurac

You: so your gay or just a cetnik

You: or bows?

Stranger: Youre gay

You: no im not serbian

Stranger: jebise

You: how old are you?

Stranger: guess

You: huh?

Stranger: Guess my age.

Stranger: Are you fuckin retard?

You: you are CCCC years old?

Stranger: Yeah, of course.

You: really?

Stranger: No

You: how many albanian do you have killed?

Stranger: Lost the count.

You: but not so much?

You: croats and bosnians less more or?

Stranger: I say that I've lost count and you ask not so much?

Stranger: Dumbass.

You: but i ask you which of there more?

You: albanians, croats, or bosnians

Stranger: Albanians

You: or surly slovenians?

Stranger: just albaninas

You: just albanians?

You: your a bad cetnik?

Stranger: Wait

You: the other cetniks surly mobbing you because of it

Stranger: who are you? and why are you asking these questions?

You: i am you

You: its for cetniks killing statss

You: if i have all of it i mix it with the stats of call of duty

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[ShiRaZ]

altaaaa....

EDIT:
Einmal musste sein haha

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where u from?
Stranger: india
Stranger: you ?
You: u love cetniks?
You: great serbia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mandzuking]

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