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[Turkalvanos]

hahahahhahahah hier poste ich was lustiges :

 

[Absent]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: What is asl?
Stranger: where are you from ?
Stranger: ??
You: Germany
Stranger: m
Stranger: f
Stranger: ?
You: f
Stranger: ?
Stranger: age *
You: 21 , and you are from ?
Stranger: im male
Stranger: turkey
Stranger: and 24
You: Turkye
Stranger: yes
You: Selam Alejkum hahaha
Stranger: aleyküm selam
Stranger:


Ich bin nicht so Gut in Englisch ^^

 

[Turkalvanos]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hellou

You: are u black?

Stranger: no, pink

Stranger: u?

You: illyrian

You: what do u think bout them?

Stranger: what are illyrian?

You: They are very strong and famous people in Europe.

You: 1% Illyrian Blood, and u'll have da power to rule da world homie

You: what do u think now 'bout them?

Stranger: they seem awsume!

Stranger: to bad i only have incest-blood

You: Not a big deal

You: U can buy illyrian-blood in an illyrian-suUUUper-Market

Stranger: i sthis suppose to be funny?

You: Nooooww man

You: sorry, i mean, No^^

You: but tell me where u come from?

Stranger: Norway

You: Ah ah

You: Viking

Stranger: and you?

You: Vikings cool thou, they dealed with illyrians

You: I'm from Balkan

Stranger: robbed them i guess

You: no

Stranger: where the hell is balkan

You: balkan?

You: do u know greece?

You: Serbia?

You: ALbania?

You: Croatia, and Bosnia?

You: This is Balkan

Stranger: yeah, of course

Stranger: all of it?

You: yes all of it

Stranger: ok, which country?

You: Albania

You: U kno, we got problems wit the Yugo-Slavs

You: Because they claim to bo illyrian, but they not!

Stranger: you seem insane

Stranger: !

You: Yea, its my illyrian blood, scientist call the illyrians also insanes

You: haha

You: OK viking boy/girl

You: i gotta go

Stranger: finaly

Stranger: bye

You: This freaky talk here is for BF

 

[Kenan]

Stranger: hopefully you want to pic share?>

You: ok if you are naked

You: so ?

Stranger: i am mostly naked...

You: thats nice

Stranger: photowebshare.tk

You: i hope you are a woman

Stranger: yep i am 23

You: niicee

You: where you from ?

Stranger: =D how do i look

Stranger: wisconsin

You: great

Stranger: blonde and blue eyes i hope you like that

You: yeaaaaa i wanna see a photo =D
Stranger: alright i uploaded one to the link

omg die is geiill

http://tinypic.com/r/3sg7r/5

 

[Kenan]

omg die is geiill

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You: woow i wanna marry you ...

Stranger: hahahahah

Stranger: oh you like>

You: but i am from germany.. that would be a little bit difficult

Stranger: true....

Stranger: i am german though

You: yea

You: you know german ?

Stranger: noooo lol

You: D you must learn if you wanna marry me

You: our children must speak german

You: ^^

Stranger: then i will find another man

Stranger: ....

You: noo

You: fuck german

You: english 4-ever

You: so you wanna marry me now ?

Stranger: yesss

Stranger: can i see a pic of you

You: yea

You: i am uploading

You have disconnected.

 

[Turkalvanos]

Artemi ist auch da^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: im a b

You: male?

Stranger: namme is jstin beiber

You: ah, you must be Artemi from BF I think, aren't you?

Stranger: noooo

You: stop tellin me crap

You: I know u are

Stranger: ya u got me

You: hahaa:d

You: u are really smart artemi

You: but not that smart

You: hahah

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so wana hav sex

Stranger: ????????????

 

[***Style***]

 

[Kenan]

da sind ja so viele notgeile weiber ^^

 

[***Style***]

da sind ja so viele notgeile weiber ^^

Oder irgendwelche fette Nerds^^

 

[Kenan]

You: hi

Stranger: Im gay 15 years old Leave if you want

You: are you artemi ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.