Uncyclopedia - Great Kosova Empire

[LaLa]

Das ist einfach nur geil:

[web:65a7575461]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/KOSOVO[/web:65a7575461]

he Great Kosovan Empire is a state which is located in the Illyrian Continent (Europe)

Famous Kosovans

Bill Clinton (his mother cheated on Bill's father with her neighbor who was Kosovan) (AK)

 

[Manu]

Serbien konnte sich trozdem die Eigenstaatlichkeit sichern ! Schade das es Deutschland nicht auch schaffen wird.

 

[Komplementär]

National Anthem: DMX - Bitch Please!
Capital Prishtinabad
How to get there You're already there


löl

 

[LaLa]

Genau, Belgrad ist ja eine Autonome Zone!

 

[Komplementär]

[web:7a6de5a02a]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia[/web:7a6de5a02a]


Capitol: Deen Hag




Culture

At first, linking the terms "Culture" and "Serbia" together might seem like a special kind of moron, an oxymoron.

ahahaha

 

[Ravnokotarski-Vuk]

 

[Komplementär]

Montenegro

People from Montenegro are known to be very lazy, slow and untalented (see No Name). In other words, these Montenigerians are Serbs who act and talk like Bosnians, and don't like to be called Serbs. If you call them "Hey, you Serb!" most likely the answer will be "Oca ti jebem!". After 20 days of celebration from recently separating from Serbia, they thought "oh shit", as the country plunges into financial ruin.

 

[lepotan]

Genau, Belgrad ist ja eine Autonome Zone!

ich dahcte zuerst das ist jetzt ein großer see

 

[Komplementär]

Serbia:

Religion: Orthodox Alcoholism Shabanism

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Kosova:

Population

The population stands at 3,000,000 people in active duty, and another 300,000,000 potential citizens:

95% Albanians

4.9% People just walking through

0.1% Americans


50% Horny

50% Soldiers

100% Drunk

 

[LaLa]

Favourite Past Times

Throwing rocks at buses transporting Serbs.